ManageSpeak

One of the most wonderful things about management is its enthusiasm for the creative use of language. This entry will cumulatively record great phrases I have encountered. I will not offer any explanation - partly because meaningful language should not need more than the minimum of context, and partly because such marvelous constructions are often spoilt by the realisation that they mean anything. There is a pristine beauty about someone who is only pretending that they know the words, and this is its managerial equivalent.

"The new regime of challenge into the work package space"
"synergise our learnings"

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